Toothache

People always say, "ooooh toothache, it's the worst sort of pain..." and I secretly think, you know, what a load of bollocks, because surely like, dropping a chainsaw on your leg has got to be worse than some toothache. Man up! swallow a few paracetomol and get yourself down to the dentist, who, for a small fee, will sort you out.
Unless you're absolutely terrified of the dentist I suppose, then you deserve to be in pain. I actually am absolutely terrified of the evil bastard dentist. I mean, what sort of person becomes a dentist anyway? Sadists with an oral fixation, that's my guess anyway. I have really bad teeth, possibly because I sometimes forget to brush and I like sugary food. I try to scrub my teeth though, go nuts.... using mouth wash and dental floss and brush my teeth for a good 10 minutes, clearly it doesn't make a difference if you chow-down on as much sugar-crap as humanly possible and don't visit the dentist. I hadn't been for 6 years - I had refused treatment when I was 15 and not been back. I was supposed to have a filling then, but as he was about to I found myself unable to let him and ran away. By the time I was back in a dentists chair, 6 years later I needed 6 fillings and a root canal. What an effin' b*****d! to put it politely! Needless to say I was a mess and had more panic-attacks and hyperventilated and couldn't breath as I came out in a clammy cold sweat and wished I was dead! hahahha, it's funny, but it's not even funny. I despise that irrationality. What sort of person becomes a dentist, huh?
Now my wisdom teeth are coming through and it hurts... a lot!
Pile me up with the pain-killers please.